Mom, what color that stripe is? I think it gray. Your hair is gray.
Mom: Come take a nap with me.
AB: No, thank you.
Mom: Then stop asking the same question on repeat. It's exhausting me!
AB: Ok. Why not?
Dad: Please stop interrupting us while we are talking.
...Mom tries to finish what she was saying...
AB: Shut up, Mom.
Dad: That is rude, Annabeth! Be nice.
AB: Please shut up, Mom. That is nice. Right, Dad?
It’s not about Cooper. It’s all about me! 4-8-2019
Mom: It's Sunday.
AB: It is Moon Day, not Sunday. 4-14-2019
Blankets don’t keep you warm. Hugs do. 4-16-2019
AB: What is that called?
Mom: Purse. P-p-p purse.
AB: P-p-p Backpack. Got it? That is a backpack, Mom.
Mom: Are your shoes on the right feet?
AB: No. They are on the left foot and the right foot.
Dad: Mom sounds frustrated. What did you do to her?
AB: She just sounds like a mother, Dad.
Dad: Please stop talking while we pray.
AB: I can't. My mouth talks all by himself.
My bird feeder isn't finished! It needs a window. And a closet. 9.2019
Mom: Go put your nighttime panties (pull-up) in the white trash can, please.
AB: He wants to be in the green trash can. His family is in there. He doesn't want to be alone, Mom.
I just swallowed an ice. I'm going to swallow another one because the Mom needs to take care of her baby in my throat.
AB: I peed on the floor in the kitchen.
Mom: Where? Why?
AB: [hides soaking wet washcloth in the corner] Well, I have this.
[After listening to Taylor Swift- You Need To Calm Down]
AB: Mom, that is my song!
Mom: You said it. I was thinking it.
Dad: We love you, Annabeth.
AB: You do!? That is so nice, you guys!
Mom: Last time you told me you did not want macaroni & cheese, you wouldn't stop asking where your macaroni & cheese was!
AB: Yeah. I needed to calm down about that.
You do your job and I’ll do mine! 11-2019
AB: You be a kid and I be a Mom. Okay?
Mom: Ok. I'll be a kid. "What are you doing, Mom?"
AB: What does it look like I'm doing?
AB: Where are we going?
Mom: Sit down. None of your business.
AB: Oh... I never been to that place. That's what it's called? ... I think you're teasing.
Mom: I know being a kid is hard to understand. You cannot do things just because you want to and you are able to. Mom and Dad are here to guide you and keep you safe. Please follow our rules.
AB: Ok. I understand. I am the Mom and you are the kids.
Mom: You are taking this elderberry syrup because it strengthens your immune system. Your immune system protects you from bad germs that make you sick and some times it needs help.
AB: So this elderberry puts immune system super heroes in my body!?! That's cool.
Annabeth watched Lilo&Stitch yesterday.
Now T.J. is Experiment Number One and I am Experiment Number Two.
Mom, why is this popcorn still here? Did you think there was a trash can here? Silly Mom, this popcorn belongs in the trash can.
Annabeth might be a tough kid but she is a an excellent eater. We had ground turkey and mushroom taco meat stuffed mini bell peppers, pinto beans and kale topped with avocado, red onion, and sauteed zucchini and squash. She took one bite of the middle of a zucchini and ran away crying, “I need my water bottle!” I thought some of the jalapeno accidentally made it into the pan and asked her what was wrong. “That made me sad. It made my mouth sad.” She pouted as she pointed to the mushy center. 2-2020
AB: What is science?
Mom: Oh! Science is where you learn about how the trees grow and about the planets.
AB: I know! Like when the Queen says, "Science, King!"
My quesadilla is yucky. I think they put it in the trash can and took it back out. Then they put it on my plate!
AB sits on Dad's lap and lets one rip.
AB: It's okay, you like stinky things.
Dad: I just can't win...
AB: Yes you can. We can win together. We're the best farters.
"Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm he had a BEER!"
Thank you for testing out your new lyrics while we were in a crowded line at the hardware store!
AB: Biting is not nice.
Mom: Are you sure? The dogs bite each other when they play.
AB: That's their business, Mom. Not mine. 8/2020
AB: Mom, if girls just wanna have fun, what do boys wanna do?
Mom: Good question. What do you think they want to do all day?
AB: Boys just wanna go poop like Dad does all day. 8/2020
Mom: Why won't you go back to sleep?
AB: Remember the song? Girls just wanna have fun! That's me! I am a girl and I just wanna have fun. 9/2020
AB: Mom, what body part is that? I know every body part but not that one. It's HUGE!
Mom: This? My muffin top? Thank a lot, Annabeth. 1/2021
Dear Lord, please help Dad not to go Zzzuzz Zuzzz when he is working with that little white stick (electrical wire). 3/2021
AB: What is that little piece of white next to your eye? Mom: A sleepy seed. AB: I want it! I can plant it in the backyard and we can grow little plants that say ‘Honk shoo, honk shoo.’
Dad: Where is it? AB: Outside. Dad: Outside is a big place. Where exactly? AB: In the dark. I’ll go get it. I am responsible. 4/2021
AB: What is 81+1?
AB: What is 81+82?
AB: I get it! So 10+1=11 and 10+2=12
Trying to teach a valuable life lesson-
Mom: You have to work really hard to get what you want and make your dreams come true.
AB: I know! Like this [exaggerated pouty lip and doe eyes]. It takes a lot of hard work to do this right so I can get what I want. 5/2021
AB: Mom, what is your favorite store?
Dad: I think it's Costco. Costco has a very special place in Mom's heart.
AB: What place is that? The wine section?
AB: Where are we going?
AB: Well, Target is looking a lot like home.
Dad: What is to point of playing a game?
AB: #1- Don't lose. #2- Win #3- Chips&Dip.
AB: Mom, did God make the Home Depot people first? So they could help all His people build and fix things. 7/2021
Dad: There are a lot of things that you get to do that other kids do not.
AB: That's not true. I do not get to ride a motorcycle.
AB: Will you pierce my ears?
Mom: No. I don't think I could do that. I couldn't hurt you and make you cry.
AB: Well, you make me cry all the time. So, just pierce my ears already.
Mom: Can we go through just one day without talking about death? Please.
AB: We did that yesterday. Die. Die. Die.