Mom, what color that stripe is? I think it gray. Your hair is gray.
Mom: Come take a nap with me.
AB: No, thank you.
Mom: Then stop asking the same question on repeat. It's exhausting me!
AB: Ok. Why not?
Dad: Please stop interrupting us while we are talking.
...Mom tries to finish what she was saying...
AB: Shut up, Mom.
Dad: That is rude, Annabeth! Be nice.
AB: Please shut up, Mom. That is nice. Right, Dad?
It’s not about Cooper. It’s all about me! 4-8-2019
Mom: It's Sunday.
AB: It is Moon Day, not Sunday. 4-14-2019
Blankets don’t keep you warm. Hugs do. 4-16-2019
AB: What is that called?
Mom: Purse. P-p-p purse.
AB: P-p-p Backpack. Got it? That is a backpack, Mom.
Mom: Are your shoes on the right feet?
AB: No. They are on the left foot and the right foot.
Dad: Mom sounds frustrated. What did you do to her?
AB: She just sounds like a mother, Dad.
Dad: Please stop talking while we pray.
AB: I can't. My mouth talks all by himself.
My bird feeder isn't finished! It needs a window. And a closet. 9.2019
Mom: Go put your nighttime panties (pull-up) in the white trash can, please.
AB: He wants to be in the green trash can. His family is in there. He doesn't want to be alone, Mom.
I just swallowed an ice. I'm going to swallow another one because the Mom needs to take care of her baby in my throat.
AB: I peed on the floor in the kitchen. Mom: Where? Why? AB: [hides soaking wet washcloth in the corner] Well, I have this.
[After listening to Taylor Swift- You Need To Calm Down] AB: Mom, that is my song! Mom: You said it. I was thinking it.
Dad: We love you, Annabeth. AB: You do!? That is so nice, you guys!
Mom: Last time you told me you did not want macaroni & cheese, you wouldn't stop asking where your macaroni & cheese was! AB: Yeah. I needed to calm down about that.
You do your job and I’ll do mine! 11-2019
AB: You be a kid and I be a Mom. Okay? Mom: Ok. I'll be a kid. "What are you doing, Mom?" AB: What does it look like I'm doing?
AB: Where are we going? Mom: Sit down. None of your business. AB: Oh... I never been to that place. That's what it's called? ... I think you're teasing. 12-2019
Mom: I know being a kid is hard to understand. You cannot do things just because you want to and you are able to. Mom and Dad are here to guide you and keep you safe. Please follow our rules. AB: Ok. I understand. I am the Mom and you are the kids. 1-2020
Mom: You are taking this elderberry syrup because it strengthens your immune system. Your immune system protects you from bad germs that make you sick and some times it needs help. AB: So this elderberry puts immune system super heroes in my body!?! That's cool.
Annabeth watched Lilo&Stitch yesterday. Now T.J. is Experiment Number One and I am Experiment Number Two. 2-2020
Mom, why is this popcorn still here? Did you think there was a trash can here? Silly Mom, this popcorn belongs in the trash can.
Annabeth might be a tough kid but she is a an excellent eater. We had ground turkey and mushroom taco meat stuffed mini bell peppers, pinto beans and kale topped with avocado, red onion, and sauteed zucchini and squash. She took one bite of the middle of a zucchini and ran away crying, “I need my water bottle!” I thought some of the jalapeno accidentally made it into the pan and asked her what was wrong. “That made me sad. It made my mouth sad.” She pouted as she pointed to the mushy center. 2-2020
AB: What is science? Mom: Oh! Science is where you learn about how the trees grow and about the planets. AB: I know! Like when the Queen says, "Science, King!" 2-2020
My quesadilla is yucky. I think they put it in the trash can and took it back out. Then they put it on my plate!
AB sits on Dad's lap and lets one rip. AB: It's okay, you like stinky things. Dad: I just can't win... AB: Yes you can. We can win together. We're the best farters. 5-23-2020
"Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm he had a BEER!" Thank you for testing out your new lyrics while we were in a crowded line at the hardware store!